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Genie   The Jovial You: Humor, Jokes and Riddles

Started May-27 by WALTER784; 93 views.

From: WALTER784


Two friends were playing golf when one pulled out a cigar but didn't have a lighter so he asked his friend if he had one. "I sure do," he replied and reached into his golf bag and pulled out a 12-inch BIC lighter.
"Wow!" said his friend, "where did get you that monster?"
"I got it from my genie." "You have a genie?" he asked.
"Yes, he's right here in my golf bag."
"Could I see him?" He opens his golf bag and out pops the genie.
The friend says, "I'm a good friend of your master. Will you grant me one wish?"
"Yes I will", the genie said so he asks him for a million bucks and the genie hops back into the golf bag and leaves him standing there waiting for his million bucks.
Suddenly the sky begins to darken and the sound of a million ducks flying overhead is heard. The friend tells his golfing partner, "I asked for a million bucks not ducks!"
He answers, "I forgot to tell you the genie is hard of hearing. Do you really think I asked him for a 12-inch BIC?"

<snort> Fortunately I wasn't eating or drinking anything that could have been choked on - hahahaha.